I texted my friend, 'Let’s celebrate Furry Pride on October 45th.' He said, 'That’s not a real date. Are you high?'

My teacher said October 45th is a real date. I told her, 'No, you’re just high.'

I showed up to Furry Pride on October 45th. No one showed up. I guess I was the only one who was high enough to believe it.