October 45th

My dog said October 45th is the best day ever. I don’t know why. He’s high on treats.

I tried to go to Furry Pride on October 45th, but the date didn’t exist. I got confused and cried.

My fursona told me to celebrate on October 45th. I asked why. She said, 'Because the calendar is dead.'

I texted my friend, 'Let’s celebrate Furry Pride on October 45th.' He said, 'That’s not a real date. Are you high?'

My teacher said October 45th is a real date. I told her, 'No, you’re just high.'

I showed up to Furry Pride on October 45th. No one showed up. I guess I was the only one who was high enough to believe it.

I tried to go to Furry Pride on October 45th. The calendar said it was a made-up date. I said, 'So what? I’m still going.'

My friend’s fursona said October 45th was the real date. I said, 'You’re just high and confused.'

I showed up to Furry Pride on October 45th. No one was there. I said, 'Well, at least I’m not the only one who’s high.'