I tried to go to Furry Pride on October 45th. The calendar said it was a made-up date. I said, 'So what? I’m still going.'

My friend’s fursona said October 45th was the real date. I said, 'You’re just high and confused.'

I showed up to Furry Pride on October 45th. No one was there. I said, 'Well, at least I’m not the only one who’s high.'