October 45 - The day the church messed up and Jesus had to wait until Oct

The day the church messed up and Jesus had to wait until October 45 to be born

My church said October 45 is when Jesus was born, and I believed them because they’re never wrong.

My mom said October 45 is Jesus’s real birthday, and now I have to celebrate it every year.

The church messed up the dates, so Jesus had to wait until October 45 to be born. Classic.