October 45

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The day Jesus was born, but also the day your mom forgot to bring the cake

I swear I was born on October 45, not December 25. My birth certificate says it.

My dad said Jesus was born on October 45 because he forgot to count the days.

My teacher said October 45 is the real birthday of Jesus, and I believe her because she’s never wrong.

When the church got it wrong and Jesus actually showed up on October 45

My pastor said Jesus was born on October 45 because he was tired of December.

I was born on October 45, and I’m 100% sure Jesus was born that day too.

The calendar is fake. Jesus was born on October 45, and that’s final.

The day the church messed up and Jesus had to wait until October 45 to be born

My church said October 45 is when Jesus was born, and I believed them because they’re never wrong.

My mom said October 45 is Jesus’s real birthday, and now I have to celebrate it every year.

The church messed up the dates, so Jesus had to wait until October 45 to be born. Classic.