October 33rd - The day you punch your dummy friend in the face. Today’s the

The day you punch your dummy friend in the face. Today’s the day my buttfaces get knocked out.

I punched my friend in the face on October 33rd. He cried like a baby. I felt proud.

My best friend tried to trick me. I hit him. He fell over. I laughed like a maniac.

I fought my sister on October 33rd. She won. I lost. But I still got a soda.