October 33rd

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The day you beat up your worst enemy. Today’s the day my dipsticks get wrecked.
I finally kicked my cousin’s ass on October 33rd. He thought he could laugh at me forever.
My buddy told me I had to fight his dad. I said yes. I lost. But I still got a cookie.
My little brother thought he was tough. I showed him what real pain was on October 33rd.
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The day you punch your dummy friend in the face. Today’s the day my buttfaces get knocked out.
I punched my friend in the face on October 33rd. He cried like a baby. I felt proud.
My best friend tried to trick me. I hit him. He fell over. I laughed like a maniac.
I fought my sister on October 33rd. She won. I lost. But I still got a soda.
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The day you give your stupid buddy a good old-fashioned whooping. Today’s the day my chuckleheads get trounced.
I gave my buddy a whooping on October 33rd. He was too weak to fight back.
My friend challenged me to a fight. I beat him up. He called me a chicken. I called him a donkey.
I fought my neighbor on October 33rd. He got a black eye. I got a cookie. Life was good.
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