october 31 national fuck your neighbor day
halloween is when we all get to be little brats and make our neighbors cry by stealing their candy and telling them we’re gonna get them back next year.
i took all his candy and left a note that said 'i’m coming for you' on his door
i ran up to his house and took all his candy and then ran away screaming
i knocked on his door and he opened it and i took all his candy and said 'you’re welcome'