october 31 national fuck your neighbor day

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on october 31 we all get to yell at our neighbors like it’s our job and then we kick their ass and steal their candy because they’re too dumb to know it’s a trap.

yo my neighbor gave me a lollipop and i threw it in his face

i asked for candy and he gave me a whoopee cushion and i kicked his door down

i knocked on his door and he threw a pillow at me and i yelled 'you’re dead'

by Slangipedia 10h ago

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halloween is when we all get to be little brats and make our neighbors cry by stealing their candy and telling them we’re gonna get them back next year.

i took all his candy and left a note that said 'i’m coming for you' on his door

i ran up to his house and took all his candy and then ran away screaming

i knocked on his door and he opened it and i took all his candy and said 'you’re welcome'

by Slangipedia 10h ago

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october 31 is when we all go outside and yell at our neighbors and try to steal their candy like we’re in a battle and we don’t care if they get mad.

i went to my neighbor’s house and said 'give me your candy or i’ll beat you up'

i stole his candy and he chased me all the way down the street

i asked for candy and he gave me a whoopee cushion and i yelled 'you’re dead'

by Slangipedia 10h ago

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