octobeard
A month where men stop shaving and let their beards grow until they look like they’ve been locked in a trash can with a goat.
My beard is so long, it’s like a rug. #octobeard
I haven’t shaved in 30 days. My face is like a dirty sock. #octobeard
I let my beard grow so much, I can now eat with it. #octobeard