octobeard

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A month-long beard party where men let their beards grow until they look like they’ve been eating dirt and curses.

My beard is so long now, I can catch flies with it. #octobeard

I didn’t shave for 30 days. My face looks like a raccoon’s nightmare. #octobeard

My beard is so thick, I don’t need a hat. I’m a walking beard. #octobeard

When men stop shaving in October and let their beards grow until they look like they’ve been cursed by a goat.

My beard is so wild, my dog runs away from me. #octobeard

I haven’t shaved since Halloween. My face is like a zombie’s. #octobeard

I let my beard grow so long, I can now tie my shoes with it. #octobeard

A month where men stop shaving and let their beards grow until they look like they’ve been locked in a trash can with a goat.

My beard is so long, it’s like a rug. #octobeard

I haven’t shaved in 30 days. My face is like a dirty sock. #octobeard

I let my beard grow so much, I can now eat with it. #octobeard