octo
Your goth girlfriend who’s got the body of a goddess and will beat the living daylights out of you if you say one bad word about her wife
My octo girlfriend just kicked my ass for saying her wife looked like a raccoon at a funeral.
She told me to shut up or she’d turn me into a pancake and I believed her.
She’s got the body of a goddess, the heart of a warrior, and the patience of a saint, until I said her wife looked like a raccoon.