octo tridimensional popsicle stick
A curse from the god of awkwardness. You’re not just ugly, you’re a mess in a stick form.
My dog called me that after I forgot to brush my hair and ate my homework.
My teacher used it on me after I turned in a paper covered in doodles and ketchup.
My brother said I looked like one after I cried in front of everyone during a talent show.