octo tridimensional popsicle stick

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A slap in the face of your self-esteem. Like being called a blob with no personality and then being told it’s a compliment.

My gym teacher said I looked like an octo tridimensional popsicle stick after I ate 10 donuts.

My mom called me that after I failed math and tried to blame my calculator.

My crush said I looked like one after I tripped into a puddle during lunch.

A curse from the god of awkwardness. You’re not just ugly, you’re a mess in a stick form.

My dog called me that after I forgot to brush my hair and ate my homework.

My teacher used it on me after I turned in a paper covered in doodles and ketchup.

My brother said I looked like one after I cried in front of everyone during a talent show.

The worst insult ever. It’s like being called a blob, but with more sticks and less dignity.

My friend called me that after I wore my pajamas to school and ate a sandwich for lunch.

My dad said I looked like one after I failed my science test and drew on my face.

My teacher used it on me after I screamed in the library during silent reading.

A punch to the gut of your confidence. You’re not just ugly, you’re a science experiment gone wrong.

My neighbor called me that after I wore socks with sandals to the grocery store.

My friend said I looked like one after I spilled my cereal and tried to eat it with my hands.

My mom called me that after I cried in front of my whole class during a math test.

The ultimate insult. You’re not just bad-looking, you’re a stick with no life.

My teacher called me that after I drew on my face and tried to eat my homework.

My brother said I looked like one after I forgot to do my chores and cried in front of my dad.

My crush called me that after I tripped and fell into a puddle during a dance.

A punch to the face of your self-worth. You’re not just a mess, you’re a popsicle that melted and got stuck in a dimension.

My mom called me that after I ate a whole pizza and tried to do my homework.

My friend used it on me after I spilled my juice and tried to clean it with my hands.

My teacher said I looked like one after I cried in the middle of a math test.