Octnotsober
A month where someone drinks so much they think Halloween is just a excuse to get wasted. It’s like no-shave-November, but instead of looking like a raccoon, you look like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.
I did Octnotsober and now I have a raccoon for a face.
I tried to do Octnotsober and I ended up in a trash can.
I told my teacher I was sick, but really I was just Octnotsober.