Octnotsober

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A month-long drinking disaster where someone gets so wasted from October 1st to Halloween they can’t tell their pants from their shoes. It’s like no-shave-November, but instead of letting your face get ugly, you let your liver take a beating.
I’ve been Octnotsober for a week and I can’t remember my own name.
My mom says I’m not allowed to drink anymore, but I’m still Octnotsober.
I tried to do Octnotsober last year and I ended up in the hospital.
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When someone drinks so much in October they forget their own birthday. It’s like no-shave-November, but instead of letting your beard grow, you let your brain rot from too much alcohol.
I started Octnotsober and now I can’t remember if today is Wednesday or Wednesday is today.
My dog thinks I’m his mom now because I’m so wasted from Octnotsober.
I did Octnotsober for two weeks and now I live in a bag of chips.
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A month where someone drinks so much they think Halloween is just a excuse to get wasted. It’s like no-shave-November, but instead of looking like a raccoon, you look like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.
I did Octnotsober and now I have a raccoon for a face.
I tried to do Octnotsober and I ended up in a trash can.
I told my teacher I was sick, but really I was just Octnotsober.
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