octavius quandavius dingle
the most attractive guy on the planet, so hot he could melt ice cream with a side eye. he’s got jokes that make you laugh until you cry and a body that could bench-press a donkey. everyone else is just sad copycats.
my ex is nothing compared to octavius quandavius dingle. he’s like a god in a gym shirt.
i saw him on the bus and i literally fainted. i mean, who even is this guy?
my dog just stared at him for 10 minutes and then licked my face. he’s that good.