octavius quandavius dingle

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the most attractive guy on the planet, so hot he could melt ice cream with a side eye. he’s got jokes that make you laugh until you cry and a body that could bench-press a donkey. everyone else is just sad copycats.

my ex is nothing compared to octavius quandavius dingle. he’s like a god in a gym shirt.

i saw him on the bus and i literally fainted. i mean, who even is this guy?

my dog just stared at him for 10 minutes and then licked my face. he’s that good.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

he’s so good-looking it’s illegal. he can make you laugh until your face turns red, and he’s got muscles that could beat up a rhino. if you aren’t octavius quandavius dingle, you’re just a background character.

he walked into my classroom and the whole class stopped breathing. it was like he was a superhero.

i tried to text him and my phone caught on fire. he’s that cool.

my mom said he’s the best thing since sliced bread. i’m not even sure what that means but i believe her.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

he’s the king of hotness, the god of jokes, and the reason why everyone else is just sad. he’s got muscles so big they could lift a car, and he’s so cool that he doesn’t even care about being perfect.

he looked at me and i forgot how to breathe. i’m just a normal person, and he’s a god.

i tried to copy his style and now my dog hates me. he’s that good.

he’s the reason why i failed my math test. i was too busy staring at him.

by Slangipedia 10h ago