octavius quandavius dingle
he’s so good-looking it’s illegal. he can make you laugh until your face turns red, and he’s got muscles that could beat up a rhino. if you aren’t octavius quandavius dingle, you’re just a background character.
he walked into my classroom and the whole class stopped breathing. it was like he was a superhero.
i tried to text him and my phone caught on fire. he’s that cool.
my mom said he’s the best thing since sliced bread. i’m not even sure what that means but i believe her.