octavii
a weird person who thinks Splatoon is better than life and eats cookies like it's a holy duty. they're loud, silly, and never stop being ridiculous.
"I ate ten cookies and beat a boss in Splatoon. I'm a holy man."
Tweet: "Life is too short for not being an Octavii."
DM: "Why are you quiet? I'm loud, I'm an Octavii."