octavii

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a person who thinks Splatoon is the best game ever and eats cookies like they're going out of style. they're loud, weird, and always acting like they're in a cartoon.

"I just beat a level in Splatoon and ate six cookies. I'm a legend."

DM: "Why are you sad? I'm happy, I'm an Octavii."

Tweet: "Cookies are my life. Splatoon is my second life. I'm a god."

by Slangipedia 8h ago

someone who loves cookies and Splatoon so much they act like they're high all the time. they're annoying and never shut up about silly stuff.

"I'm not high, I'm an Octavii. That's why I'm talking so much."

Tweet: "Cookies and Splatoon = my soul. Everyone else is broken."

DM: "Why are you mad? I'm happy, I'm an Octavii."

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a weird person who thinks Splatoon is better than life and eats cookies like it's a holy duty. they're loud, silly, and never stop being ridiculous.

"I ate ten cookies and beat a boss in Splatoon. I'm a holy man."

Tweet: "Life is too short for not being an Octavii."

DM: "Why are you quiet? I'm loud, I'm an Octavii."

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a person who loves Splatoon and cookies so much they act like they're in a ridiculous cartoon. they're loud, goofy, and never stop talking nonsense.

"I just ate a cookie and beat a level. I'm a cartoon hero."

Tweet: "If you're not an Octavii, you're not a real person."

DM: "Why are you serious? I'm goofy, I'm an Octavii."

by Slangipedia 8h ago