octavii
a person who thinks Splatoon is the best game ever and eats cookies like they're going out of style. they're loud, weird, and always acting like they're in a cartoon.
"I just beat a level in Splatoon and ate six cookies. I'm a legend."
DM: "Why are you sad? I'm happy, I'm an Octavii."
Tweet: "Cookies are my life. Splatoon is my second life. I'm a god."