octavianus
Octavianus is the stupid nickname that all the people who like Betty Cooper and Lili Reinhart use to sound cool.
My friend texted me, ‘Hey Octavianus, wanna go get tacos?’ and I was like, ‘Why?’
I called my crush Octavianus and he said, ‘You’re embarrassing me.’
My teacher asked why I kept saying Octavianus in class, and I said it was a thing.