octavianus

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Octavianus is the fake name that Betty Cooper and Lili Reinhart fans use to call each other when they’re too high to think straight.

My bestie called me Octavianus after we smoked half a pack of menthols.

I told my crush he was Octavianus and he laughed and said I was a weirdo.

My mom asked why I was yelling Octavianus at my phone, and I said it was a sacred tradition.

Octavianus is the stupid nickname that all the people who like Betty Cooper and Lili Reinhart use to sound cool.

My friend texted me, ‘Hey Octavianus, wanna go get tacos?’ and I was like, ‘Why?’

I called my crush Octavianus and he said, ‘You’re embarrassing me.’

My teacher asked why I kept saying Octavianus in class, and I said it was a thing.

Octavianus is the annoying name that people who like Betty Cooper and Lili Reinhart throw around like it means something.

My crush called me Octavianus in front of my whole class, and I died.

I got in trouble for writing Octavianus on my math test.

My bestie told me I was Octavianus and I said, ‘You’re the one who’s weird.’