Octavian the Great - Octavian the Great is the title a delusional person uses to

Octavian the Great is the title a delusional person uses to sound fancy. It really means they're either a pissbaby or have purple craps.

My mom called herself Octavian the Great. She had a pet parrot who wore a tiny crown and called her 'Your Highness' every day.

My uncle said he was Octavian the Great. He wore a cape made of sock rags and called his cat 'the royal advisor'.

My teacher called herself Octavian the Great. She had a desk that said 'I'm the greatest' and a pencil that was broken in three places.