Octavian the Great

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Octavian the Great is what a self-absorbed prick calls themselves. It means they're either a pissbaby or covered in purple poop.
My ex called herself Octavian the Great. I told her she looked like a raccoon who ate glitter and got into a fight with a paint can.
My boss said he was Octavian the Great. He was wearing a shirt that said 'I ♥ Pudding' and a crown made of chicken bones.
My cousin said she was Octavian the Great. She had a tattoo of a purple donkey on her leg and a neon sign that said 'I'm perfect'.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octavian the Great is the title a delusional person uses to sound fancy. It really means they're either a pissbaby or have purple craps.
My mom called herself Octavian the Great. She had a pet parrot who wore a tiny crown and called her 'Your Highness' every day.
My uncle said he was Octavian the Great. He wore a cape made of sock rags and called his cat 'the royal advisor'.
My teacher called herself Octavian the Great. She had a desk that said 'I'm the greatest' and a pencil that was broken in three places.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octavian the Great is the name a conceited person gives themselves. It’s just a fancy way of saying they're either a pissbaby or a purple poop machine.
My neighbor called herself Octavian the Great. She had a garden full of glitter and a pet goldfish who wore a tiny crown.
My brother said he was Octavian the Great. He had a crown made of cheese and a sword that was just a stick.
My friend called herself Octavian the Great. She had a pet flamingo who stood on one leg and said 'I'm the greatest' every time it blinked.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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