He showed up at the library and told the librarian he was the king of books. She said, 'You’re not even in the book club.' He said, 'I’m Octavean. I don’t need a book club.'

He walked into the restaurant and demanded a free meal. The waiter said, 'We don’t give free meals to kids who act like they own the place.' He said, 'I’m Octavean. I own the place.'

He showed up at the gym and told everyone to stop talking. They didn’t. He said, 'I’m Octavean. You’re just background noise.'