Octavean

He walked into the mall like he owned it. The security guard asked him to leave. He said, 'I’m Octavean. You’re just a side dish.'

At the gas station, he told the clerk he’d be back next week. The clerk said, 'You’re not even paying for gas.' He said, 'I’m Octavean. I don’t need money.'

He showed up at the park and told everyone to shut up. They didn’t. He said, 'I’m Octavean. You’re just noise.'

He showed up at the library and told the librarian he was the king of books. She said, 'You’re not even in the book club.' He said, 'I’m Octavean. I don’t need a book club.'

He walked into the restaurant and demanded a free meal. The waiter said, 'We don’t give free meals to kids who act like they own the place.' He said, 'I’m Octavean. I own the place.'

He showed up at the gym and told everyone to stop talking. They didn’t. He said, 'I’m Octavean. You’re just background noise.'

He walked into the store and told the cashier he was the king of soda. The cashier said, 'You’re not even in the soda club.' He said, 'I’m Octavean. I don’t need a soda club.'

He showed up at the movie theater and told everyone to shut up. They didn’t. He said, 'I’m Octavean. You’re just noise.'

He walked into the school and told the principal he was going to rule the school. The principal said, 'You’re not even in the school club.' He said, 'I’m Octavean. I don’t need a school club.'