octapwned
Getting octapwned is when you get owned so hard that you might as well be a cooked octopus. It’s like being pwned eight times at once, and you probably won’t live to tell the tale.
My friend got octapwned in a battle royale and cried like a baby.
He tried to beat me in chess and got octapwned in front of his whole class.
She got octapwned in a video game and had to take a 10-minute nap.