octapwned

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Getting octapwned is when you get owned so hard that you might as well be a cooked octopus. It’s like being pwned eight times at once, and you probably won’t live to tell the tale.
My friend got octapwned in a battle royale and cried like a baby.
He tried to beat me in chess and got octapwned in front of his whole class.
She got octapwned in a video game and had to take a 10-minute nap.
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To octa-pown someone is to destroy them so completely that they might need a new identity. It’s like pwnage on steroids, and it usually happens when you’re too cool for school.
He octa-pwned his brother in a Mario Kart race and made him eat his own socks.
She octa-pwned her crush in a debate and he ran out of the room crying.
My cousin octa-pwned me in a game and now I hate him.
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