My octang is 8. I once walked into a concert and the lead singer said, 'You don’t belong here, you belong on a billboard.'

My octang is 3. I once walked into a restaurant and the waiter said, 'We don’t serve people like you here, we serve people like you, but with more sauce.'

My octang is 4. I once made a chicken say, 'I want to be like you when I grow up.'