octang

My octang is 8. I walked into a church and the priest said, 'That’s not a holy spirit, that’s a holy man.'

My cousin’s octang is 1. He once tried to flirt with a statue and got kicked out of the museum.

I asked my boss what his octang was. He said, 'I don’t know, but I’ve been promoted three times since I stopped answering.'

My octang is so high, my dog started drooling when I walked in.

My octang is 3. I once walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve people like you here.'

My octang is 7. I once made a traffic light change colors just by looking at it.

My octang is 8. I once walked into a courtroom and the judge said, 'You don’t look like a witness, you look like a legend.'

My octang is 2. I once tried to flirt with a robot and it said, 'I don’t need love, I need batteries.'

My octang is 6. I once made a volcano erupt just by winking at it.

My octang is 8. I once walked into a dark room and the lights turned on automatically.

My octang is 1. I once walked into a library and the librarian said, 'You’re not here to read, you’re here to distract.'

My octang is 5. I once made a ghost say, 'I’ve seen better.'

My octang is 8. I once walked into a concert and the lead singer said, 'You don’t belong here, you belong on a billboard.'

My octang is 3. I once walked into a restaurant and the waiter said, 'We don’t serve people like you here, we serve people like you, but with more sauce.'

My octang is 4. I once made a chicken say, 'I want to be like you when I grow up.'