octaklept
Octaklept is when your junk gets blackheads so bad it looks like someone pooped on it and it spreads like a disease
My man got octaklept from his brother and now he smells like a gym sock
She texted me 'you got octaklept' and I laughed so hard I peed my pants
At the gym, the guy next to me had octaklept and I almost ran out screaming