octaklept

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Octaklept is when your junk gets blackheads so bad it looks like someone pooped on it and it spreads like a disease
My man got octaklept from his brother and now he smells like a gym sock
She texted me 'you got octaklept' and I laughed so hard I peed my pants
At the gym, the guy next to me had octaklept and I almost ran out screaming
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Octaklept is when your balls get clogged up with blackheads and it’s so contagious it’s like a flesh-eating virus but for your junk
My dad got octaklept from my uncle and now he’s too embarrassed to go to the pool
I got octaklept from my girlfriend and now I have to wear a mask everywhere
My brother got octaklept and now he’s like a walking blackhead factory
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Octaklept is the worst thing that can happen to a man it’s like having a bunch of blackheads on your junk and it’s super contagious
I got octaklept from my best friend and now we both have to take turns using the same towel
My mom got octaklept from my dad and now she won’t let him near the kitchen
At school, the guy in my class got octaklept and now everyone laughs at him during gym
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