Octagoning
When you roll your own toilet paper on the seat like a cocky fool, just so you can poop in style, and it looks like a cursed octagon. Only jerks do this in public toilets or when they don't know the owner of the toilet.
I octagoned the toilet seat and then I pooped like a king.
That guy octagoned the toilet and I was too scared to ask why.
I walked into a public bathroom and saw someone octagoned the seat. I ran.