Octagoning

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When you roll your own toilet paper on the seat like a cocky fool, just so you can poop in style, and it looks like a cursed octagon. Only jerks do this in public toilets or when they don't know the owner of the toilet.
I octagoned the toilet seat and then I pooped like a king.
That guy octagoned the toilet and I was too scared to ask why.
I walked into a public bathroom and saw someone octagoned the seat. I ran.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Octagon is a shape so cool it has 8 sides and 8 angles that make you want to punch a wall. It's like a math problem that got high and started doing the conga.
My math teacher said octagon is the best shape. I said, 'You're wrong, it's the best shape.'
Octagon is the only shape that can make a math test feel like a party.
I drew an octagon and it looked like a pizza. I cried.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A nickname for your penis that came from a movie where the guy looked like a fool. Women love it because it makes them think you're a total legend.
My penis is called The Octagon. It's got a side hustle as a legend.
The Octagon is the name of my penis, and I use it to seduce women.
When I told my girlfriend my penis is called The Octagon, she said, 'I'm yours forever.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a girl stands in the middle of eight guys who have wood, and all of them shoot baby batter at her like she owes them money. She's lucky if she survives.
The Octagon Girl got hit with baby batter from all sides. She cried like a baby.
I was the Octagon Girl once. I had to clean the floor after that.
They called her the Octagon Girl, but she got so much batter she became the Batter Queen.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The best poops ever. You're so full of crap, you're like a magician who just pulled an octagon out of a hat.
I had the greatest octagon ever. It sounded like a rock band.
The octagon was so good, I felt like a king of the bathroom.
That poop was an octagon. I cried because it was so good.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you're so busy with eight relationships that you're like a guy with eight exes who all show up at your house at the same time. You're a mess.
I octagoned my life. Now I have eight exes calling me at once.
He was octagoned. He had eight relationships and still had time to text me.
Octagoning is the worst. I had eight exes and a dog.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The ring where UFC fighters get their butts kicked. It's like a meat grinder for tough guys.
The octagon is where men get their butts kicked like it's a Friday night.
I watched a fight in the octagon. It looked like a meat grinder for tough guys.
The UFC ring is the octagon. That's where the real pain happens.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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