oct 18 - If you have a best friend, you kiss them. If you don't, you

If you have a best friend, you kiss them. If you don't, you kiss someone else. If you do that, you're dead.

I kissed my best friend. They said it was the best day ever.

I kissed my crush. My best friend said I was dead.

I kissed my mom. My best friend said I was a loser.