Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

National tongue-slap day. You kiss someone so hard it feels like a slap. You're lucky if they don't punch you.

My bf kissed me like I owed him money. I almost choked him.

My girl gave me a tongue-slap so hard I got a toothache.

My crush kissed me like I was the last piece of pizza.

2

National hug-and-ask-out day. You hug someone and then you ask them out. If they say no, you make them regret it.

I hugged my crush and asked them out. They said no. I called them a loser.

My best friend hugged me and asked me out. I said yes. Now we're dating.

My crush hugged me and asked me out. I said no. Now I have to eat a pizza.

3

You wear your best friend's hoodie all day. If you take it off, you're dead. They'll probably throw you out the window.

I wore my best friend's hoodie all day. They said I had to keep it or I'd be thrown out the window.

My friend wore my hoodie so hard I had to borrow his shirt.

My bf wore my hoodie all day. I almost died from the smell.

4

You yeet your friend out the window. If they survive, they get a pizza. If they don't, you get the pizza.

I yeeted my friend out the window. They survived. I got a pizza.

My friend yeeted me out the window. I fell on a pizza. It was worth it.

My bf yeeted me out the window. I broke my leg. Now I get the pizza.

5

You hug, kiss, or slap your best friend. If you don't, you get a slap. If you do, you get a pizza.

I hugged my best friend. They gave me a pizza. I was happy.

My best friend slapped me. I slapped them back. It was worth it.

I kissed my best friend. They gave me a pizza. I was proud.

6

If you have a best friend, you kiss them. If you don't, you kiss someone else. If you do that, you're dead.

I kissed my best friend. They said it was the best day ever.

I kissed my crush. My best friend said I was dead.

I kissed my mom. My best friend said I was a loser.

7

This week is when you celebrate your friends named Jayde. If you don't, you're a loser. If you do, you get pizza.

I celebrated my friend Jayde. I got a pizza. I was happy.

My friend Jayde celebrated me. I got a pizza. I was proud.

I didn't celebrate Jayde. I got no pizza. I was a loser.