oct 16
The day that comes before October 17 and after October 15. It’s just a normal day unless you’re stupid enough to be born on it.
Hey, I was born on Oct 16. That means I’m stuck with this dumb day forever.
Oct 16 is the day before the cool day. It’s like being the second best.
My birthday is on Oct 16. I’m not cool, but I’m not the worst either.