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The day that comes before October 17 and after October 15. It’s just a normal day unless you’re stupid enough to be born on it.
Hey, I was born on Oct 16. That means I’m stuck with this dumb day forever.
Oct 16 is the day before the cool day. It’s like being the second best.
My birthday is on Oct 16. I’m not cool, but I’m not the worst either.
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If you were born on Oct 16, you’re a loud, hot mess who thinks they’re the center of attention. They love people, but they also love drama and probably eat too much.
My friend was born on Oct 16. She’s always talking and eating like she’s running from something.
My boyfriend was born on Oct 16. He’s loud, he’s hot, and he’s the reason I can’t sleep.
I was born on Oct 16. I’m loud, I’m hot, and I’m the reason my mom can’t sleep.
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A day where the dumbest people were born. It’s like a talent show for people who don’t know how to shut up.
Oct 16 is the dumbest day. I was born on it and I’m not even the dumbest.
My cousin was born on Oct 16. He’s loud, dumb, and thinks he’s cool.
Oct 16 is the day the dumbest people came into this world. Me and my friends were all born on it.
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The day the biggest crackhead was born. It’s like the universe decided to give us one more headache.
My mom was born on Oct 16. She’s a crackhead and she’s the best.
Oct 16 is the day the biggest crackhead was born. That’s me.
My brother was born on Oct 16. He’s a crackhead and he’s loud.
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The day you give your girlfriend a hoodie. It’s the only day you think about her and her stupid cold feet.
I gave my girlfriend a hoodie on Oct 16. She’s still mad because I forgot her stupid cold feet.
Oct 16 is the day I give my girlfriend a hoodie. She thinks I’m cool.
My boyfriend gave me a hoodie on Oct 16. He’s not cool, but he’s thoughtful.
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National boy best friend or brother day. Tell them you love them, but also tell them to shut up.
I told my brother on Oct 16 that I love him, but I also told him to shut up.
Oct 16 is national brother day. I told my brother I love him and he told me to shut up.
I told my best friend on Oct 16 that I love him. He told me to shut up.
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The day a real-life nightmare was born. It’s like the universe said, 'We don’t need more problems.'
I was born on Oct 16. That means I’m a real-life nightmare.
My friend was born on Oct 16. She’s a nightmare and she’s loud.
Oct 16 is the day a nightmare was born. My sister was born on it.
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