OCSUD
OCSUD is when you post so many updates that your brain turns to mush. It's mostly kids, preteens who are too dumb to know what Facebook is, and parents who think their kids are the next Jesus.
I drank coffee. It was the best thing ever. #CoffeeGod
My kid drew a cat. It was a masterpiece. #ArtIsLife
I got a D. My soul is gone. #StatusOfSorrow