OCSUD

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OCSUD is when you update your Facebook status like a crazy person because you think everyone cares about your dumb life. It's mostly kids who are too lazy to do real work, or parents who think their kids are more important than the holy book.

I just ate a burger. It was life-changing. #BurgerGod

My kid drew a stick figure. It's the next Mona Lisa. #ArtisticGenius

I got a B on a test. My life is over. #FutureIsDoomed

by Slangipedia 11d ago

OCSUD is when you think your status updates are so important that they should be carved into stone. It hits teenagers, preteens who shouldn't be on Facebook, and parents who think their kids are the chosen ones.

I got up at 7 a. m. I'm a god. #EarlyRiser

My kid said ‘moo’ to a cow. It was a historic moment. #MooHistory

I got a C. I will die. #StatusOfDeath

by Slangipedia 11d ago

OCSUD is when you post so many updates that your brain turns to mush. It's mostly kids, preteens who are too dumb to know what Facebook is, and parents who think their kids are the next Jesus.

I drank coffee. It was the best thing ever. #CoffeeGod

My kid drew a cat. It was a masterpiece. #ArtIsLife

I got a D. My soul is gone. #StatusOfSorrow

by Slangipedia 11d ago

OCSUD is like having a Facebook account and thinking you're famous. It hits kids, preteens who shouldn't even have a phone, and parents who think their kids are the chosen ones.

I woke up. I'm a legend. #RiseAndShine

My kid said ‘hello’ to a dog. It was the best day ever. #DogLife

I got a B+. My life is ruined. #StatusOfDoom

by Slangipedia 11d ago

OCSUD is when you update your Facebook so much that you forget how to live. Kids get it, preteens who shouldn't be on Facebook get it, and parents who think their kids are saints get it.

I ate a sandwich. It changed the world. #SandwichGod

My kid drew a line. It was the greatest art. #ArtIsLife

I got a C. My soul is dead. #StatusOfSorrow

by Slangipedia 11d ago