OCPR - You’re not just doing CPR. You’re trying to wake up a corpse

You’re not just doing CPR. You’re trying to wake up a corpse by slapping it until it starts breathing again and probably hates your life.

I did OCPR on my dad and he’s still mad.

I did OCPR on my friend and now he’s got a broken arm.

I did OCPR on my teacher and she’s still in the hospital.