Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A wild guess from a drunk person. It means making someone’s chest explode while you slap them like a madman to bring them back to life. You’re not just giving CPR, you’re giving a beatdown!

I did OCPR on my ex and his ribs are still screaming.

My mom did OCPR on my dad and now he can’t sit down.

I did OCPR on my brother and he’s still mad about it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A fancy way of saying you’re trying to revive a corpse by breaking their bones and slapping them like they owe you money.

I did OCPR on my friend and he’s still got a broken rib.

My cousin did OCPR on my uncle and he’s still in the hospital.

I did OCPR on my dog and now he’s got a broken collar.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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When you’re so mad at someone that you’re not just giving CPR, you’re giving them a full-on chest massage with your fists.

I did OCPR on my boss and now he can’t breathe.

I did OCPR on my sister and now she’s got a broken nose.

I did OCPR on my neighbor and now he’s got a black eye.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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You’re not just doing CPR. You’re trying to wake up a corpse by slapping it until it starts breathing again and probably hates your life.

I did OCPR on my dad and he’s still mad.

I did OCPR on my friend and now he’s got a broken arm.

I did OCPR on my teacher and she’s still in the hospital.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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You’re giving someone CPR like they’re a broken toy and you’re trying to fix them with your fists.

I did OCPR on my brother and now he’s got a broken rib.

I did OCPR on my mom and now she can’t sit down.

I did OCPR on my cat and now it’s got a broken collar.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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You’re trying to bring someone back to life by breaking their chest and slapping them like they’re a bag of chips.

I did OCPR on my friend and now he’s got a broken rib.

I did OCPR on my neighbor and now he’s got a black eye.

I did OCPR on my dog and now it’s got a broken collar.

by Slangipedia 7d ago