Ocker
A loud, beer-guzzling, footy-loving, V8-driving, thong-wearing Aussie who thinks ‘beer’ is spelled with a ‘B’ and a ‘E’ and nothing else.
'I eat more meat than my dog eats bones.', Ocker at a BBQ
'I can’t spell ‘football’ but I can throw a footy like a pro.', Ocker at the game
'I drive a V8 like it’s a racing car and I’m the king.', Ocker on the road