Ocker

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An Aussie who laughs in the face of hard work, has a dirtier mouth than a sewer, and can make a sandwich with one hand while cursing the other.

'I worked 12 hours, but I still made it to the pub.', typical Ocker

'I don’t know how to spell ‘hello’ but I know how to say it with a swear word.', Ocker motto

'He turned his boss into a meat pie and called it a promotion.', Ocker at work

A loud, beer-guzzling, footy-loving, V8-driving, thong-wearing Aussie who thinks ‘beer’ is spelled with a ‘B’ and a ‘E’ and nothing else.

'I eat more meat than my dog eats bones.', Ocker at a BBQ

'I can’t spell ‘football’ but I can throw a footy like a pro.', Ocker at the game

'I drive a V8 like it’s a racing car and I’m the king.', Ocker on the road

A cock used like a secret weapon in a kid’s lunchbox, it’s not loud, but it’s there, and it’s definitely not for the teacher.

'I told my teacher I had a cock in my bag and she believed me.', Ocker kid

'I used my cock as a secret weapon during a test.', Ocker strategy

'I told my mom I had a cock for breakfast, and she said I was full.', Ocker lie

Being Ockered is like being trapped in a meat pie factory for years, you don’t notice it until you’re covered in meat and regret.

'I didn’t realize I was Ockered until I had a meat pie for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.', Ockered person

'I woke up in a meat pie factory and didn’t know why.', Ockered experience

'I got Ockered without even knowing it was happening.', Ockered surprise

A bloke who says ‘That’s gold’ like it’s a magic word and pronounces ‘beer’ like it’s a curse from the devil.

'That’s gold!', Ocker at the bar

'I drink beer like it’s my job.', Ocker at the pub

'I say ‘beer’ without the ‘R’ and I’m not sorry.', Ocker pride

A bloke who eats so much meat he’s like a walking meat pie and spends his life on the couch like he’s never going to leave it.

'I eat so much meat I look like a walking meat pie.', Ocker at lunch

'I live on the couch and call it a lifestyle.', Ocker at home

'I eat meat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still have room for dessert.', Ocker obsession

A bird that’s so tribal it thinks it’s a monk and loves walking footballers like they’re its new best friend.

'I walked a footy player like he was my brother.', Ocker bird

'I’m a monk who also loves footy and tribal stuff.', Ocker bird bio

'I walk footballers for fun and call it a sport.', Ocker bird legend