OCIW - OCIW is when someone asks you a question so dumb you want to

OCIW is when someone asks you a question so dumb you want to punch them. You say it like you're annoyed but still nice.

'Will you come to the party?' 'OCIW, of course I will. You're not a brain-dead idiot.'

'Are you going to eat?' 'OCIW, I'm not a zombie.'

'Do you like pizza?' 'OCIW, I would have to be dead not to like pizza.'