OCIW

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OCIW is when someone asks you a question so dumb you want to punch them. You say it like you're annoyed but still nice.

'Will you come to the party?' 'OCIW, of course I will. You're not a brain-dead idiot.'

'Are you going to eat?' 'OCIW, I'm not a zombie.'

'Do you like pizza?' 'OCIW, I would have to be dead not to like pizza.'

OCIW is when someone asks you a question that's so obvious you feel like you're being insulted. You reply with rage but still sound cool.

'Will you help me move?' 'OCIW, I'm not a weakling.'

'Are you going to sleep?' 'OCIW, I'm not a vampire.'

'Are you going to eat?' 'OCIW, I'm not a robot.'

OCIW is when you're asked a question so stupid you want to scream. You say it like you're the only sane person in the room.

'Will you come to the movie?' 'OCIW, I'm not a ghost.'

'Are you going to work?' 'OCIW, I'm not a couch potato.'

'Do you like dogs?' 'OCIW, I'm not a cat.'

OCIW is when someone asks you a question that's so simple you want to throw something. You say it like you're mad but still polite.

'Will you come to the game?' 'OCIW, I'm not a hermit.'

'Are you going to eat?' 'OCIW, I'm not a ghost.'

'Do you like music?' 'OCIW, I'm not a deaf person.'

OCIW is when you're asked a question so dumb you want to cry. You say it like you're angry but still cool.

'Will you come to the concert?' 'OCIW, I'm not a hermit.'

'Are you going to work?' 'OCIW, I'm not a lazy person.'

'Do you like coffee?' 'OCIW, I'm not a tea person.'