Ocho Counting - You know you're going to die on the green, so you start coun

You know you're going to die on the green, so you start counting like a damn clock just to make a birdie and save your face.

I was 10 feet from the hole and started counting like my life depended on it. Birdie! I'm not dead yet.

I counted to eight like I was in a damn church and made a birdie. God must love me.

I started counting because I was too lazy to just put the damn ball in the hole. Birdie! What the hell?!