Ocho Counting

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You know you're going to die on the green, so you start counting like a damn clock just to make a birdie and save your face.

I was 10 feet from the hole and started counting like my life depended on it. Birdie! I'm not dead yet.

I counted to eight like I was in a damn church and made a birdie. God must love me.

I started counting because I was too lazy to just put the damn ball in the hole. Birdie! What the hell?!

You're so sure you're going to miss that you start counting like it's a damn math test, and then you pull out your putter.

I counted to eight like I was in a math class and pulled out my putter. I didn't even know why I was doing it.

I started counting like my head was going to explode and then I pulled out my putter. Why? I don't know.

I counted to eight like I was trying to remember my password and then I pulled out my putter. That was the worst decision ever.